Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up