She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I think this conversation is over.
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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
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Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I don't deserve a penis
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy