I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
the raccoons are back...
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