I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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