check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Randomize
