sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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