Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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