Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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