He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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