Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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