I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
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He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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