You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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