if i can run in heels then i can drive
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
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the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
i am craving dick and cupcakes
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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