All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
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herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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