Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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I need you to use more vowels.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.