Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
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u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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