I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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