Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
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