we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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