Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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