I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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