She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I use my feet as sexual weapons
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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