he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Randomize