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Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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