He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
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i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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