Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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