Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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