"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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