party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
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I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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