As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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