The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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