$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
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HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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