But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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