question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
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Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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