I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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