I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
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If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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