Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
His hands were made for my vagina.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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