They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
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I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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