Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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