eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
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When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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