So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
We got so high we made milksteak
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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