She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
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Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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