doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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