dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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