I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I'm both gender and math confused
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
