I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.