white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.