quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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