kristin has been a bad kristin
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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