sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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