I bet he comes in French.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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