Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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