would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
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maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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