I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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